Getting warmer out there, isn’t it? About the time of year when you gotta get into the movie theater to cool off. That new Brad Pitt movie, maybe. The Hangover sequel, definitely. But first: Get outside. And before that, get yourself a shorter cut. It’s a glorious thing: not as much time spent styling, a little less glop on your fingers, and longer days at the beach. Hell, if these guys are doing it, you might as well follow their lead — with a little help from Shorty Maniace, of Mystic Hair in San Francisco, a legitimate barber to the stars and, now, for you….

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In a tragedy that shook the grooming world to its core, the comedian Conan O’Brien received one of the worst shaves of all time on Monday night from an enraged amateur barber named John William Ferrell. The Los Angeles county coroner’s office suspected foul play and said excessive drinking of Barbicide may have been a contributing factor in the facial hair’s sudden decline. O’Brien’s beard succumbed to injuries suffered by a weapon Ferrell called “Excalibeard” and was given its last rights, during the commercial break, by someone who actually knew what he was doing.

It was fifteen months old.

“I made a terrible mistake,” Ferrell said afterward, and quickly left the set of his former friend’s TBS variety show in an episode that had been billed as the “Beardpocalypse” and lived up — rather grimly — to the weird things people were saying about it on Twitter.

O’Brien’s beard, notable for being red and kind of uncomfortably scruffy, first came to prominence during the Hollywood writers’ strike of 2008. His rust-colored whiskers quickly became a symbol of the workingman’s struggle — or, as the legendary anchor Tom Brokaw put it, “a draft dodger from the Civil War” — but the writer’s strike was resolved before, you know, the economic collapse.

With O’Brien eyeing a legendary spot of his own, the facial hair disappeared, perhaps ominously, as O’Brien rose to — and then got shoved right off — the summit of late-night comedy as host of NBC’s Tonight Show.

But the beard brought O’Brien strength during his unemployment, from really disgusting Twitpics and all the way to a new job… on cable.

In the pantheon of downtime grooming, the comedian sought at once to outdo former Vice President Al Gore and current middle-school teacher Gary Weddle, a Washington man who on Monday, after vowing not to shave until Osama bin Laden was captured or killed, shaved his 3,454-day-old beard — and took some of the spotlight from O’Brien with him.

Then came Ferrell, confident after a heavy marketing and social-media campaign that “there is nothing else going on in this country other than the fervor to shave that beard.” What Ferrell did not bring with him was any serious grooming knowledge. And with that came a half-buzzed, burning disaster the likes of which America hadn’t seen since his stint on The Tonight Show.

“Do you have any expertise at this?” Conan asked, adding his beard’s final words: “That’s terrible! No! That’s horrible. Why didn’t you give me a bib?”

No proper services will be held, but condolences may be sent to TeamCoco.com.

But Seriously:

A clean shave following months or years of beardedness can be a cathartic experience, one that can catch men by surprise. They often don’t recognize their younger-looking and less hirsute reflections or experience shavers’ remorse. Which can also lead to reclessness.

If you’re going to lose the whole thing once, it’s important to slow down. Don’t rush for the razor like Ferrell did. Instead, use a pair of clippers (no blade guard necessary) to trim your whiskers as short as possible before lathering up. If you don’t trim your beard first, the long hairs will clog the blade and cause uncomfortable tugging. (See above.)

Once you’ve shorn your beard to itss shortest possible length, wet a washcloth with warm water and soak your beard for five minutes to soften the whiskers and prepare your face for the blade. To protect your skin, apply a pre-shave oil like one from the Real Shaving Company ($6.50, realshaving.com), then use a shaving cream like the nice stuff from Bluebeards Revenge ($22, bluebeards-revenge.co.uk). Shave not in Ferrell’s stark-raving-mad “circular motions” but along with the direction of your whiskers. Make sure to keep rinsing the razor to avoid clogs. Then just rinse your face with cool water and apply a soothing aftershave or moisturizer, and you’re done. No makeup person allowed, no personal shame.

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Photo Credit: Meghan Sinclair/TBS

Just think what some of the most famous bearded men of all time could have accomplished, if only they’d been properly groomed. Now, thanks to the magic of Photoshop, imagine doing better.
By Nick Burns /// Photo Illustrations by Ben Running ///

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Male musicians these days aren’t exactly known for their groundbreaking fashion — at least not when it comes to the red carpet, where the women tend to shine even more so than usual at the Grammys than the rest of awards season. Perhaps Jason Segel said it best when introducing Sunday night’s surprise winners, the indie-meets-half-shaved-head Arcade Fire, “Tonight proves what’s most important about music: if you become successful enough, and reach enough people, you’re allowed to wear whatever you want.”

So while there was plenty to look at from the neck down on the likes of, like, Rihanna, the 2011 Grammys taught our half of the species more about hair styles than anything else. And, yes, that means we will be talking about Justin Bieber, but in a highly useful way — and with a much more grown man, barber Shorty Maniace of Mystic Hair in San Francisco, watching by our side to make these into award-winning looks work for viewers at home.

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Photo Credit: Gabriel Bouys/AFP via Getty (Bieber, Mars); Larry Busacca/Getty (Jagger); Kevin Winter/Getty (Arcade Fire)

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We already know that Colin Firth looks good in a tuxedo. You didn’t need to hear him thank Tom Ford during his acceptance speech on Sunday for that. But as much as there is to learn about tuxedos and fancy suits each awards season, the main supporting role has got to be facial hair: Between Christian Bale’s chin forest and the strange preponderance of goatees among this year’s leading men, it’s hard not to look above the collar. And it’s not that hard to look better than these extremely well-dressed, good-looking, and famous men. Seriously. Grab your razor….

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It’s hard to feel too bad for Tom Brady these days. That supermodel wife, the 9-2 record, his $72 million contract — did we mention that supermodel wife of his? But the National Enquirer‘s report this week that the three-time Super Bowl champ was seen exiting “New England’s foremost authority on hair restoration” had to make most men cringe — except the Jets, of course.

Still, it got us thinking: Brady used to be a kind of ideal man, and yet here he is hawking Uggs — this after Justin Bieber put him in his place for stealing his haircut, which, in turn, has Brady sporting these current Viking locks of his.

So maybe going bald isn’t such a bad thing after all; maybe it’s just good timing for the guy — all guys with thinning hair, really — to get a new look. Herein, our playbook, with apologies to Jake Gyllenhaal’s already long week of Photoshopping….

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Photo Credit: G. Flume/Getty (left and in slideshow), George Gojkovich/Getty Images Sport (middle), Eugene Gologursky/WireImage (right); Photo Illustrations: Ben Running

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Do you remember the days when shaving wasn’t so complicated? Before drugstore shelves became this crowded with shaving cream? When aftershaves didn’t arrive packed with extracts from plants found only in the farthest reaches of the Earth?

Growing up, we watched our fathers and grandfathers partake in the sacred ritual that separated the men from the boys. And back then, shaving was — dare we say it — kinda cool.

Thing is, the time-tested tools used by men back in the day are experiencing something of a resurgence. A return to the classics, if you will. So whether you seek to recreate the barbershop experience at home or indulge your need for nostalgia, here are the must-have items for any old-school kind of shaver. Now go make Grandpa proud.
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